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June 23, 2016 / Posted by:

Adam Lindin Ljungkvist, the farting footballer who was pooted out of a game for farting!

This week’s theme is turning out to be footballers blowing hot air. First, ball-kicking piece of muscled-up charred bacon Crispy Ronaldo blew hot air by throwing a reporter’s mic into the lake, and now here’s a Swedish footballer who got red carded for butt queefing during a match. The Guardian brings us this highly important fart news about a player for Pershagen SK who was kicked out of a game against Jarna SK’s reserves because the referee didn’t like what was coming out of his ass.

Adam tells the Swedish newspaper Lanstidningen Sodertalje that something he ate (probably Ikea meatballs, that’s ALL they eat in Sweden) earlier left him with a bad stomach and so he soothed his insides a bit by pooting during the game. Adam already got one yellow card earlier, and when the referee Dany Kako (I hate my fingers for not typing “Kaka” instead) heard him cut one, he got a yellow card and then a red. A brown card would’ve been more suitable, but whatever. Adam says that the referee may have thought that he cup-o-farted a trick, but he didn’t.

“I asked the referee, ‘What, am I not allowed to break wind a little?’ ‘No,’ he replied … I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”

The referee completely believes that Adam attacked him with a fart on purpose, and that sort of thing has kind of happened before. The referee said one player pissed on the sidelines before. (Now THAT is yellow card-worthy.) But Adam’s Chris Pratt Lite-looking ass swears his farts were produced naturally and he didn’t FTF (force the fart):

“To provoke anyone with a fart is not particularly smart or normal. It’s nonsense – I just broke wind and got a red card. I spoke to the referee afterwards, I was annoyed, but there were no bad words. I just said he was a buffoon.”

“To provoke anything with a fart is not…normal.” Mama June and her tribe of deep fried dumplings probably just let out a fart of confusion, because farting in each other’s face is how they say I love you. It’s normal to them! And yeah, Adam got kicked out of a match, but at least it led to these pictures of him showing us all the ways he lets his farts fly. Adam may not be the greatest footballer in the game, but he is the greatest tootballer in the game.

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Pics: Facebook (For Dyson, Kelly and M.Ro)

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