Night Crumbs
Goopy Paltrow still hasn’t consciously uncoupled from talking about her conscious uncoupling – Lainey Gossip
The mom of Justin Theroux’s ex says that his world and Jennifer Aniston’s world is full of darkness and they’re acting out that darkness. I didn’t know that the mom of Justin Theroux’s ex is God Warrior – Celebitchy
Kenya Moore denies going full Kenya Moore on the set of some show – Reality Tea
Bella Thorne served up some 70s soft-core porn star realness in Galore magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Nico Tortorella goes wherever his peen takes him – Towleroad
I want to listen to Alexander Skarsgard talk at length about a hard, loaded weapon, but this is not what I had in mind – The Superficial
Martha Stewart was better off not knowing the name of the wonk-eyed algae eater who is usually stuck to Kim Kartrashian’s asshole – Jezebel
Lea Michele did topless yoga – Egotastic
David Duchovny smeared peanut butter on his mug and let his dog lick it off in the name of charity! – SOW
Peg Bundy definitely wore that dress first and she definitely wore it better – Hollywood Tuna
Lea Michele is coming for Jennifer Aniston’s Smart Water contract, I see. And I can’t believe this Crumbs has links to two Lea Michele posts. What year is this? – Popoholic
What many people make in a year, Drake lost by betting on some basketball game – IDLYITW
More proof that Emma Stone is in goddamn everything – Pajiba
Break out the baby bottles full of barley water! Scientology has a new young mind to try and brainwash – Popsugar
What in Chess King circa 1989 HELL is Ricky Martin wearing? – Just Jared
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