Open Post: Hosted By An “Orange Is The New Black” Promo Starring Telenovela Villain Queen Soraya Montenegro

June 21, 2016 / Posted by:

I have the attention span of a methed-up flea, so binge watching any show from beginning to end is as impossible as eating a vegetable that isn’t covered in mayonnaise, fried batter or microwaved Kraft cheese slices. But when I heard that telenovela legend Itati Cantoral was going to reprise her greatest role, Soraya Montenegro, in season 4 of Orange Is The New Black, I made plans to give myself a Monster Energy drink enema so that I could stay awake while watching every single episode in a row. Turns out, she’s not in the actual show. She’s just in a promo for season 4.

Itati Cantoral played the hottest bitch ever, Soraya Montenegro, in the Mexican novela María la del Barrio all the way back in 1995, but during the past few years, she’s become an internet star thanks to the [cries in Spanish] meme and the museum-worthy supercut of her screaming “LÁRGATE” like no other has screamed “LÁRGATE” before. So the marketing tricks behind OITNB decided to use her popularity to sell their little show and they put her in a promo where she’s dropped into Litchfield with the other characters. Here’s all 4 minutes and 20 seconds of it:

That was waaaaaay too low on the glamour and camp scale for me to fully get into it, but I hope this leads to Soraya becoming a regular next season. Because someone needs to desperately scream “LÁRGATE” in Piper’s annoying ass face and it needs to be Soraya Montenegro!

via Latin Times 

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