Here I was thinking that FoxHol (or is it JamKat? HoJam?) was just a fake thing that the tabloids created and pulled out whenever shit got really, really slow. Kind of like the zillion stories about the non-existent babies growing in Jennifer Aniston’s body. But Jamie Foxx’s friend Claudia Jordan (seen above looking a Miss Kitty mess while standing next to him at an awards show last year) claims that he has really dicked all of the remaining Thetans out of Katie Holmes and they’re really happy together. Well, if an ex-Deal or No Deal trick turned fallen Real Housewife of Atlanta said it, it must be completely and totally true!
Almost three years ago, we all brain farted up a question mark when it was reported that Jamie Foxx was on the down low and not in the way Katt Williams claimed. The tabloids said that Jamie was on the down low with Katie. Over the years, the tabloids have continued to spit out more rumors about FoxHol and last year, Jamie Foxx finally denied it all. But the tabloids kept fucking that chicken and recently said that Katie had a four month-old Foxx fetus growing in her womb. FoxHol became like 100% pain-free butt sex to me. It’s something people tell me exists but I’ve never experienced it myself.
Claudia was on the Allegedly podcast (via E! News) today and the hosts asked her if Jamie Foxx has ever ventured down her chocha hole, and they also asked her if FoxHol was real. Claudia blabbed this out:
“[He’s a] good friend of mine. Never [hooked up with him].” When asked about his relationship with Holmes, Jordan added, “He is very happy with her. I like that he seems very happy.”
E! News adds that many sources have told them that FoxHol is a real thing that has been happening for years and Jamie and Katie are open about their love amongst their friends.
So if Claudia is actually telling the truth, then Katie went from being in a majorly public relationship where Tom Cruise wouldn’t even kiss her without a camera on them to being in a majorly shush relationship where she won’t even kiss Jamie Foxx without him giving her the secret password and verifying his identity on a fingerprint scanner she carries in her purse. But I still won’t believe that FoxHol is a real thing until Jamie pulls a Tommy Girl by jumping on a talk show’s couch while declaring his love for Katie. And yes, this is something I want to see. Just imagine the magnificent sight of Jamie Fox’s luscious chichis bouncing up and down as he jumps for his love.
And in case you forgot what Katie looked like, here’s picture of her looking like a bland Morticia at the Met Gala last month: