Demi Lovato Has Quit Twitter And Instagram
Sad news for anyone who was waiting with anticipation to see who Disney kid-turned-singer-turned semi-professional shit-starter Demi Lovato would be coming for next. Demi finally heard everyone’s exasperated screams of “Good god girl, step away from the social media” every time she got into it with someone (like Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Selena Gomez, Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, her tattoo artist, or “The Haters“), because last night she announced that she was done.
Demi finally realized that she has to “quit sayin shit“, and for her, leaving Twitter and Instagram is the best way to do that. But not Snapchat. Demi isn’t quitting Snapchat. Of course, Demi’s fingers can’t stop themselves, because she managed to keep typing words after announcing she was done typing words on Twitter.
Damn I gotta quit sayin shit. Bye Twitter ?????
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) June 20, 2016
And insta
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) June 20, 2016
I like snapchat cause I don’t have to see what some of y’all say. Follow me if you want: theddlovato ??
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) June 20, 2016
But why do people actually give a fuck what I say?? ? like if you don’t care the gtfo haha
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) June 20, 2016
That one time I started my own charity providing mental health care for people who can’t afford it and this is what y’all talk about ??
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) June 20, 2016
And people wonder what’s wrong with the world. Pay more attention to good than bad. ??
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) June 20, 2016
Uh huh, we’ll see how long Demi is able to stay away before her shit-starting finger begins to get itchy.
Demi didn’t need to quit quit. All she needed was to call up Silicon Valley and ask if someone can make an app that would lock her phone every time it appeared she was about to drag someone into a fight on Twitter or Instagram. “ALERT: ShitStopper has detected the name – CAREY, MARIAH – in a tweet with dangerously high levels of bitchiness. ShitStopper has deleted the tweet and recommends you go do something better with your time, Demi.”
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