“24 Hours of Le Mans” sounds like the name of an all day tea party thrown by John Travolta in the basement bathhouse of the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Paris, but it’s actually the name an annual car race held in Le Mans, France.
Brad Pitt put on a pair of his signature transition lenses glasses to wave the starting flag at the beginning of the race on Saturday. There’s video of him waving the flag, but it’s boring and he does it all wrong. He just waves the flag! Somebody should’ve told his ass that he needed to watch Paula Abdul’s Rebel Without A Cause-themed video for “Rush Rush.” Because if he watched it he’d know that after waving the flag, he’s supposed to turn around and run after the cars! Like this:
On a positive note, it looks like Brad Pitt is finally done with looking like a hobo whose peen produces 8 kinds of cheese and whose armpits are the #2 tourist destination for fleas after Johnny Depp’s armpits. Brad is actually looking freshly bathed. I’m guessing that every time a Pig Pen-like cloud of stank wafts off of Brad, the Child Army leaves a trail of weed buds from his den to the backyard and when he gets there, they attack him with a garden hose and soap. And he falls for it every single time.