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June 20, 2016 / Posted by:

Cody, the Labrador who discovered an important key to easy living, and now his life will never be the same again!

In Southern California, it’s hotter than Lucifer’s throbbing hemorrhoid and you can’t go outside without wearing a frozen butt plug that you’ve been keeping in the freezer for days like this. I have no idea where Cody the Labrador lives, but if his homeland is going to be as hot as it is here, then he’s going to practically live in the pool this week. And now thanks to a brand new, mind-blowing trick he just learned, he’ll be living a lot easier.

Cody’s human was filming him doing the doggy paddle in the pool when she captured an extremely important, life-changing moment in dog history and posted it on Facebook (via Reddit). Cody somehow realized that the pool has a bottom and so he doesn’t have to exert his dog muscles by paddling around. Cody can stand on his paws and enjoy the coolness of it all. This changes EVERYTHING!

That look of enlightenment, calmness and relief that covers Cody’s face when his paws touch the bottom of the pool is probably the same look I made when I discovered that I didn’t have to only stand to piss. I can sit too! Hmmm and now that I watch that video again, it looks like Cody also just discovered an easier way to piss in the pool. Cody doesn’t have to juggle paddling and pissing at the same time anymore, he can now just stand there and let it go. Cody’s life has definitely gotten 2000% better!

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