Taylor Swift May Have Dumped Calvin Harris Over The Phone

June 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Uh oh… Do you hear that? It’s the woodland creatures. They’ve stopped crying, but now they sound angry. Almost like it’s building to a battle cry, a blood thirsty one. I didn’t think it would come to this, but I suppose it has. I also didn’t think you could buy the loyalty of woodland creatures, thereby turning yourself into a Disney princess, but hey, Taylor Swift is loaded. And it’s the blood of Calvin Harris they want. Despite the fact that a new report is saying that Taylor is the bad girlfriend in this after all.

Last we heard, Adam Richard Wiles aka Calvin Harris, was probably the one responsible for the break up that made Taylor throw away all her notebooks with “Mrs. Wiles” scribbled on them. But now, TMZ is telling us that a source claims it was Taylor who broke it off. And she did it… over the phone! She allegedly called him after/around the time of that bad car accident he got into and told him she “needed space.” So many “blank space” jokes, so little time. Taylor dumping a bitch over the phone is a little rich since she once blasted Joe Jonas on Ellen for breaking up with her over the phone back in 2008.

Just a few days ago TMZ said that Tay Tay was playing heart breaker with Calvin when she was papped getting to know the inside of Loki’s mouth.  The Sun (via Metro) says that Calvin is using his oh-so-hurt feelings to write a song. Calvin has clearly studied the art of what has made Taylor the success she is and now it looks like he’s using his degree. Some source said this:

Calvin feels that talking publicly is not the way to go, but expressing things in music is the better option. He’s currently working on some new music and has been milling over some tunes about heartbreak, deceit and lost love. Kanye is up for doing something with Calvin and Rihanna and now Calvin’s no longer with Taylor anything is possible.

Let’s join hands in a The Craft style circle and light as a feather, stiff as a board this shit because it needs to happen. I’m going to take the fact that Calvin has been wearing Yeezys in multiple colors on different occasions as a sign that, sure, this could all be true. Nothing better than watching two relationship queens try and out shade each other.

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