Another day, another baby! Yep! Another baby! I fucking told you this would happen and it’s worse than I thought it would be! Yesterday, Chelsea Clinton and her truck stop killer-looking husband, Marc Mezvinsky, said “hi” to their new son, Aidan. And today, on Father’s Day, English grand thespian, Eddie Redmayne, has upped the stakes in this game of improv we call life by saying “yes” to a baby. His wife, Hannah Bagshawe, gave birth to their daughter, Iris May Redmayne, earlier this week but they released a statement about it today.
They made the statement through the The Times UK, reports E!. There were reports that Hannah was carrying a wee one inside her baby making parts back in December and the couple confirmed in January. Speaking to the Daily Mail, the couple’s rep said, “I can confirm that Eddie and Hannah Redmayne have welcomed their first child.” Eddie and Hannah have been together since 2012 and got hitched in December 2014. Celebitchy got a scan of the announcement:
— celebitchy (@celebitchy) June 18, 2016
God, it’s all so proper. A normal dating and engagement period, baby after a year and a half of marriage. Very polite. Very British. Don’t they know that nowadays to be a real Hollywood couple you’ve got to cross promote and synergise and have possible questionable work done? Like, Blake and Gwen! And to wait a little while to announce the birth? Come on! Where was the live stream?! Where was the part where you enter your card details?! These two clearly have a lot to learn… In the meantime, I’m sure they’ll be getting very close with a baby’s two best friends – shit and throw up. Congrats!