Open Post: Hosted By Some Very Guilty Dogs
I’m not an attorney and I’m certainly not a judge. Hell, I’ve never even done jury duty. So, I’m not going to sit here and say that these two lady dogs are definitely guilty of the crime they are being accused of. The crime in question is that a whole box of Dentastix treats has been gobbled. However, I have a dog and know full well that they are sneaky and not to be trusted around anything food related.
BB and April know full well what they have done. You don’t avoid eye contact with your mom when she is speaking to you in that tone unless you are guilty or high as fuck. Or both. Regardless, this video is clearly crying out to be turned into a Danish crime show that can then be remade well in the UK and remade really badly here in the US. BB and April even sounds like the sort of misleading cheery sounding title one of those shows uses to pull you in then you realise you’re watching the too real version of Law and Order: SVU. BB and April can play sister dog detectives tracking a killer while battling their addiction to oral hygiene dog treats. Are you listening Danish Hollywood? I need you to make this happen so I have something to watch on Netflix. A person can only watch Grace and Frankie so many times.