Amber Rose Doesn’t Think Taylor Swift Needs To Rest Her Pussy

June 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Some things continue to shock me. Like the beauty of a sunset or the smell of Chinatown garbage in the summer. These are just wonders of the world I suppose. Much like Amber Rose and her ability to get money and stay in the public eye. She has a VH1 talk show coming out, which means she needs to step up the media game and get that “watch my show!” press. In her latest push, Amber gives us her thoughts on pop singer and noted lover (then hater) of men, Taylor Swift.

The Daily Beast tells us that Amber has respect for Taylor’s game. If Taylor were a matinee show at that one theater that sometimes still shows porn and Amber were the audience, she’d clap mighty hard. Amber was talking about the latest development in Sweet Valley High, sorry, Taylor’s totally true and not staged love life. Taylor recently went to the on/off switch for Tumblr and viciously yanked it down when she was spotted canoodling with Tom Hiddleston on a beach. Quelle horreur!

I did see that and I think she’s fucking awesome. I mean, I don’t know if it’s staged—but that’s how it is! I was on a private beach in Maui—you literally had to drive three hours from the airport to get to this beach—and paparazzi still caught me. I saw it on TMZ the next day and I couldn’t even believe it. I thought that was a safe place, and it was not. I can’t go anywhere in the world. It’s ridiculous. I love Taylor, for sure. Absolutely. And I feel like guys do that all the time—they break up and the next day they’re with another girl and nobody really says anything. But with Taylor it’s, you know what, I’m done with Calvin [Harris] and it didn’t work out, so on to the next. It is because it’s unheard of, and she’s acting very ‘slutty’ and for some reason needs time to ‘let her pussy rest. That’s how people look at it, and it’s just like, hell no! If I’m done, why do I have to sit in the house and be lonely?

Pussy rest. Haven’t heard that one before. But I’ll take it! And good for Taylor she doesn’t need it. I suppose it’s too late for use it as an excuse now but thanks to Amber, there’s a great new get out of work excuse. “Hey Gary. It’s Linda. I can’t come in today. I need pussy rest. Sure. I’ll fax it to you from home.

And what perfect timing for Amber to, in a way, align herself with KanyeKummyKakes enemy number one. She recently said there would never be a feud between her and The Master of Silicone, but here she is. Giving Taylor tens right on the heels of Kimmy calling Taylor a no good, rotten liar. I can’t wait to see the non-existent feud continue to not exist when Angela Kardashian aka Blac Chyna and her Kartrashian spawn are regulars on her talk show. I give credit where it’s due and it’s due here. Amber has some next level shade ability.

Pic: Wenn

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