Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 17, 2016 / Posted by:

The elegantly crafted two-tone symbol of everlasting love that Will Smith gave to Vivica Fox in Independence Day!

I really should’ve saved this exquisite and timeless engagement/wedding ring for Valentine’s Day HSOTD, but really, every day is the perfect day to celebrate a breathtaking emblem of unity. Reader Liska dropped this HSOTD suggestion into my inbox after Independence Day on TV the other day. Before Will Smith’s character goes off to save the planet from the aliens (I’m not sure if that’s pro-Scientology propaganda or anti-Scientology propaganda), he gives his stripper girlfriend played by Vivica Fox a stunning dolphin ring and marries her. Let’s get a close-up of the ring that is the #1 best-seller at a Jared’s in heaven:

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I know, it’s a miracle that Vivica’s character was able to marry Will’s character. You would think that her legs would buckle and she’d pass out from the rays of classiness shooting off of that gold dolphin as it leaps over a cubic zirconia buoy floating on a silver-plated wave. I haven’t read the plot for Independence Day: Resurgence, because I’m guessing that the aliens come back to earth to try to steal that ring. That’s the only acceptable plot!

Liska also pointed me toward an Entertainment Weekly article from 1996 that says that the 1-carat CZ ring cost $1,200 at the time and that it started a new trend in dolphin jewelry. EW’s article also has these two gems in it:

Will the ID ring — which is neither subtle nor lightweight — be copied? ”I certainly hope none of my brides turn up with that,” says wedding planner Marcy Blum of New York City. But Fox, who’s been promised the ring by ID’s producers, vows she’d wear it to her wedding. Someday. ”It’s beautiful,” says the actress, who wouldn’t divulge her age. ”Of course, at this stage of the game I’d take a wedding ring any flavor that it came in.”

I’m assuming that after she made that WRONG comment, Marcy Blum’s business plummeted. What bride could trust her taste after she slammed the two-toned definition of tasteful elegance?! And Vivica, who wouldn’t divulge her age for this post, has never been married and that’s obviously because she farts on any proposal that doesn’t involve that dazzling drop of perfection. If your piece proposes to you and they don’t do it with a two-tone dolphin ring, don’t even dignity their proposal with an answer! Two-tone CZ dolphin ring or GTFOYK (get the fuck off your knees)!

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