I’m sure all of you have been tossing and turning all night long wondering if Janet Jackson is actually carrying the baby that is currently growing inside her 50-year-old body. Janet didn’t get into specifics when she confirmed that she was having a baby with her billionaire husband Wissam Al Mana; only that she was hitting the snooze button on her Unbreakable tour because they were “planning a family.” Well, you can finally sleep again, because it sounds like Janet’s big brother Tito Jackson has kind-of confirmed that their “planning” didn’t involve searching for a surrogate.
People says Tito spilled the beans about Damita Jo’s uterus during an interview with Andy Cohen for SiriusXM’s Andy Cohen Live on Monday. When asked how his sister’s pregnancy was going, Tito answered that Janet is “very well pregnant“, adding that she is “doing very well” and “taking it easy.” Andy then brought up the internet talk about whether or not Janet might have contracted out her pregnancy to a professional. But I guess Tito’s comment about Janet being “very well pregnant” was enough for him to stamp SOLVED on that mystery, and he quickly moved on to asking when she’s due. Tito doesn’t know when she’s due or what she’s having, but he does know that Janet is hoping for a “healthy baby.”
Tito’s remark about her being “very well pregnant” was so damn confusing that I’m not sure we can technically classify what he said as a legitimate confirmation. Who describes someone as “very well pregnant“? That would be like today’s Hot Slut describing herself as “very well successful.” It’s like he’s tip-toeing around the truth by using existentialist jargon. “She could very well be pregnant, who is to say? What is life, even?” Tito, stop speaking in riddles!