Prince Hot Ginge once allegedly told a gay dude that he’d give him a call if he “changes his mind about women,” and I remember that quote as though I just read it 2 minutes ago, because I did just read it 2 minutes ago. It’s tattooed over my right nipple so I read it while giving myself a quickie whore bath in the sink this morning. So PHG would obviously be my first choice for the first British royal to grace the cover of a gay magazine. THE QUEEN in Dame Edna drag would be my second choice. Prince William would probably be my 5th choice after the fallen Duchess Fergie in a rainbow flag and all of THE QUEEN’s Corgis, but I’ll gladly take it.
Last month, Prince William held a meeting at Kensington Palace with Attitude magazine and members of the LGBT community. Prince Billy listened as they talked about how being bullied for their sexuality has messed with them mentally and has led to depression, addiction, eating disorders and suicide attempts. After the meeting, Prince William gave face AND TEEFS in a photo shoot for Attitude’s cover, and he also gave them this statement:
“No one should be bullied for their sexuality or any other reason and no one should have to put up with the kind of hate that these young people have endured in their lives. The young gay, lesbian and transgender individuals I met through Attitude are truly brave to speak out and to give hope to people who are going through terrible bullying right now. Their sense of strength and optimism should give us all encouragement to stand up to bullying wherever we see it. What I would say to any young person reading this who’s being bullied for their sexuality: don’t put up with it – speak to a trusted adult, a friend, a teacher, Childline, Diana Award or some other service and get the help you need. You should be proud of the person you are and you have nothing to be ashamed of.”
“Don’t put up with it…” says the goddamn prince whose got an army of royal guards protecting his ass at all times! But seriously, that was a nice statement and now that Prince William and Duchess Kate have shown their support for the LGBT community, I’m going to need PHG to show his by doing an all-naked-ass pictorial. It’s only right!
And here’s all the British royals looking like wedding cake toppers at day 1 of Royal Ascot yesterday.