Night Crumbs

Duchess Kate’s style is usually about as boring as a potato flake to me, but she wore a hat that made one of my senses tingle: my sense of taste. Because that raw Cinnabon hat would be delicious if it was perfectly baked, covered with frosting and served with an Oreo Chillata™ – Celebitchy

Speaking of being as boring as a potato flake, Blake NotSoLively talked about global warming with Marie Claire – Lainey Gossip 

Reality TV swallowed up another marriage: The Jewish Asian chick from The Real Housewives of New York (you know, the one who tells everyone she’s Jewish and Asian) is getting a divorce from her bit-sized husband – Reality Tea 

In case you missed it, here’s Samantha Bee letting out all her feelings about the Orlando massacre and gun control – The Superficial 

And because I’m really good at segues, let’s go from gun control to Kim Kartrashian’s plastic Honey Baked Ham ass in GQ – Drunken Stepfather

Richard Simmons sends love and healing thoughts to Orlando – Towleroad

So it looks like next season’s episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will have 100% less talk about Lyme disease in them – Jezebel

Oh, hey again, Rita Ora’s nipple knobs – The Nip Slip

GOOP who? Celine Dion is about to become the GREATEST LIFESTYLE GURU IN DA WORLD! – Just Jared

Aubrey O’Day and Shannon Bex’s hair color looks like watered down piss in an ash tray – Hollywood Tuna

Christina Hendrick’s abuelita of the bride dress is not the look – Popoholic

Now that they mention it, there are more mattress stores than Starbucks in this country – Pajiba

Argentine footballer peen alert! – (NSFW) – OMG Blog 

Kelly Osbourne got a head tattoo to show support for the Orlando victims – Starcasm

Lea Michele and her new piece (the hot dude from Lipstick Jungle) held hands – Popsugar

There was tons of fucking sequins at The Neon Demon premiere – IDLYITW

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