Nick Jonas’ Sex Fetishes Include Getting Spanked And Possibly Furries

June 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Nick Jonas admitted last month during an interview with Entertainment Weekly that he wouldn’t get all shy and clam up if someone asked him what his fetishes were. So last night on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen decided to test how open Nick really was about said fetishes during a segment called “Let Us Fetish.” Somewhere there’s a person who gets off on rubbing themselves against heads of romaine who is about to be very disappointed.

We already know that one of Nick’s fetishes includes playing coy while winking at the gays, so Andy didn’t have to touch on that one. But he did pull out some weird shit that I maybe didn’t need to know the answer to. Like whether or not Nick would be into humping on someone who is sweating their ass off inside a homemade sexy wolf costume. Here’s what Nick Jonas is and isn’t into:

Watching porn in the bedroom with someone: “No, not into it.”
Furries: (Nick doesn’t answer, but he seems somewhat receptive to the idea. Andy takes this as a possibly)
Getting spanked: “Yeah, absolutely. I’ve got a firm ass.”
Getting tied to a bedpost: “Not into it. It did happen one time, and it didn’t end well.
Feet: “No, I’ve never understood that.” (“Pfft, hater” hisses Quentin Tarantino)
Voyeurism: “Maybe.”
Getting his hair pulled: “If you can figure that out, you deserve it.”
Fucking in public: “No.”

The fuck kind of ‘middle-aged mom after discovering a copy of Fifty Shades Darker in the office break room’ is that list? But really, that list gives us nothing! All I got from that is that Nick Jonas wants his ass slapped, and that he’d maybe be into letting someone watch him rail a human dressed like an animal. We recently found out that Nick once popped a boner after eating a weed lollipop, so maybe that’s a clue. It sort of sounds like Nick’s dick gets hard for drugs, candy, spanking, and costumes. Oh boy. Why do I get the feeling that a weird Halloween-themed S&M role play is something that has happened at Nick’s house. (Knocks on pussy) “Dick or Treat!

Pic: Bravo

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