I’ll wait here as you dunk your head into your bowl of hot holy water after once again laying your eyeballs on that nightmare work which should be titled: A Regular Ole’ Night In Pimp Mama Kris’ Lair.
Back in the olden days of 2013, Kanye West showed his dress-up silicone mannequin Kim Kartrashian how much he hates her and lives to humiliate her by giving her a hideously ugly and offensive Birkin bag which featured PMK in her true form (on the left) screaming at her whores to show it, work it and sell it in a nude photo shoot. That painted nightmare on a bag came directly from the mind of artiste George Condo. Page Six is saying today that George Condo may be dating Ashley Olsen, and that makes sense since only an Olsen could truly, truly love and an appreciate an artist who spits out scary shit like that.
Witnesses tell Page Six that 30-year-old Ashley and 59-year-old Mr. Condo looked like they were on a date when they hung out at the Mercer Hotel:
When spies saw Ashley Olsen meeting with artist George Condo at the Mercer Hotel recently, buzz began that the pair were dating.
“It looked romantic,” a source told Page Six.
You already know what Ashley Olsen looks like, but here’s what a picture of her looks like next to a picture of Mr. Condo:
Page Six’s source didn’t exactly say how they looked romantic. To me, an act of romance is giving your piece a two-handed hand job under the table as he spoonfeeds you chocolate soufflé. But to Ashley and Mr. Condo, an act of romance may be him reading her a passage from Dante’s Inferno as she gently brushes his hair with a comb made from dragon bones. But Ashley’s rep denies that they’re a thing and said that their meeting was just business. He’s drawing an ad for the Olsens’ fashion line The Row.
Page Six also points out that Mary-Kate and Ashley have the same type. The type being older dudes since Mary-Kate’s husband is 47 years old. But if you want to get technical, then what the Olsens have in common isn’t that they both date older dudes. It’s that they’re both mega cradle robbers since they’re technically 3,000-year-old vampires.