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June 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Oprah’s glasses!

The Mighty O graced the Tonys with her holy presence last night, because she produced the revival of The Color Purple, which was up for 4 awards and won 2 (Best Revival of a Musical and Best Actress in a Musical for Cynthia Erivo). Every time the camera panned to Oprah in the audience, I got temporarily blinded by the sparkles shooting off of her gigantic ass glasses of pure opulence!

Oprah’s glasses were like Dame Edna’s signature glasses if Dame Edna’s signature glasses had to tone down the swirls and get conservative for a job interview for the position of receptionist at  a mortgage broker firm. They were very job interview Dame Edna. You know, Oprah’s glasses were definitely covered with real flawless diamonds and they probably cost the average price of a 3 bedroom, 2 bath home in Studio City, so I was wondering why she didn’t have a bodyguard (Gayle) guarding them? But then again, if Oprah lost those diamond-encrusted decadent glasses, she’d probably just shrug and pull out another pair from her pocketbook.

I was going to say that Oprah’s glasses deserved a Tony award for Best Glasses Worn By A Deity, but they don’t have anything to do with Hamilton. Or maybe she wore those gorgeous glasses to see Hamilton once…. If that’s the case, give her that Best Glasses Tony now!

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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