Adele Will Tell You To Suck Her Dick If You Accuse Her Of Using Autotune

June 12, 2016 / Posted by:

Let’s be honest, the music that’s coming out these days ain’t great. By any stretch of the imagination. It’s too late for Biebs to say sorry for the damage he’s done. Rita Ora is apparently a “recording artist”. And Taylor Swift is the black widow of iTunes. David Bowie‘s producer, Tony Visconti, is not happy with today’s music either. Like, really not happy! While expressing just how crap he thinks it all is he made the big mistake, HUGE, of coming for Adele. Tony… You must know better than that…

Tony is a judge on some TV show that’s starting soon in the UK called Guitar Star so he’s gotta make the plug rounds. Last week, he spoke to The Daily Star and got all “this ain’t music! I’ll show you music!

You turn the radio on and it’s fluff, you are listening to 90% computerised voices. We know Adele has a great voice but it’s even questionable if that is actually her voice or how much has been manipulated. We don’t know. There’s a sound to pop now that is so perfect it’s boring, because everything is fixed. Guitar Star aims to unearth old fashioned, raw ability. I’m looking for virtuosos like Hendrix, Cobain and Bowie. There’s no fluffy back story, there’s no: ‘I lost my pet dog in 97 and that made me want to play’ nonsense. No-one can mistake me for Simon Cowell. Today is the worst time ever in the music industry, but Guitar Star is a step in the right direction.

I think we’ve all spent enough time with Adele to know that that shit just won’t fly. At her concert the other night Adele took a moment to address the critique in true Adele fashion. Adele told him to suck her dick. via People:

I’m surprised that anyone related to music would try and come for Adele. I thought that was illegal. Like more illegal than saying something against Beyonce. But hey, Tony has a show called Guitar Star so I guess all bets are off.

Pic: Wenn

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