Zeus The Bathtub-Loving Siberian Husky Is May’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

June 10, 2016 / Posted by:

The HSOTM crown has gone back to the animal kingdom. Several layers of shock swept through Dlisted last month when an actual human, Margaret Miles from Jeopardy!, won Hot Slut of April. But after a month, the title has gone to the dogs again!

The title of May’s Hot Slut of the Month now belongs to Zeus, the whiny Siberian Husky who can usually be found clinging to the bottom of the bathtub while howling at his cold-hearted human to please fill his heart with happiness by filling that tub with water for him to splash in. With around 40% of your votes, Zeus beat out the real queen of the Met Gala João Paulo, Day-To-Night Barbie and the International Queen of Freestyle Shannon. My 80s gay self is spitting at you bitches who didn’t vote for Day-To-Night Barbie or Shannon!

Zeus is our fifth HSOTM and will go on to the finals along with Margaret Miles, Ludivine The Marathon Dog, Flossie Dickey and Birdie Sanders.

Thanks to everyone who voted! And Zeus will thank you too as soon as you turn on the goddamn faucet:

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