Night Crumbs

Panty Creamer of the Day: While struttin’ that ass to the gym, Charlie Hunnam brings the hotness even though he looks like a Nike store barfed up on him after swallowing Lululemon’s men’s section – Lainey Gossip 

St. Angie Jolie may do the remake of Murder On The Orient Express and by “do” I don’t mean direct it, thankfully – Celebitchy

Run, Mischa Barton, run from those bill collectors! – Drunken Stepfather

Crazier meets Craziest: Backdoor Farrah is on Patti Stanger’s new show – Reality Tea 

And Backdoor Farrah is officially selling yogurt (and no, that is not a euphemism this time) – Starcasm

Finally some good news to take you up, up and away: Subway Jared’s face won’t be allowed back in the wild for 15 years  – The Superficial 

I do love Kylie Minogue, but NO to this cover of “This Wheel’s on Fire” – Towleroad

It feels like it’s been 7 hours and 15 days since I’ve seen Hilary Duff walk to her car, so thankfully here she is walking to her car. The planet can spin again! – Popoholic

Vanessa Hudgens‘ “covering mah face from the paps with coffee” skills suck – Hollywood Tuna 

President Obama slow-jammed his entire term on The Tonight Show – Popsugar

Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Jesusloo is actually happening – Just Jared

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