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June 10, 2016 / Posted by:

Daniel Provencio, the American hero who wasn’t going to let anything, even President Obama, get in the way of getting dick!

President Obama was in NYC on Wednesday, and so some of the streets were closed and roadblocks were set up for his motorcade to drive on through. Daniel Provencio was riding along on a Citi Bike and apparently, he only had his eyes on the prize (MAN ASS!) and didn’t really notice that the street was blocked off for Obama. But he found out the hard way when the NYPD tackled his ass to the ground, handcuffed him and brought him in for questioning. Here’s the video of the cops taking down a massive threat on a Citi Bike!

59-year-old Daniel tells TMZ that he wasn’t trying to hurt POTUS, he was just trying to get with a hot piece. While listening to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” on his headphones, Daniel was making his way to meet up with a blind date he met on one of the dating sites when the cops ruined his night by taking him down. After they talked to him for a while, he was hit with a summons, and not because he tried to bust through the barricade, but because he was listening to “Call Me Maybe.” No, he got the summons for disorderly conduct.

The saddest part of this story is that the cops kept Daniel for so long that his date was over it and didn’t want to meet anymore. Daniel put it like this: “Manhattan men are huge on punctuality.”

Maybe “most” Manhattan men are huge on punctuality, but I lived in Manhattan once and I fully embraced late peen, early peen, any kind of peen. My motto has always been: “Better late dick than no dick.”

But really, POTUS cockblocking someone is the ultimate “Thanks, Obama!” Daniel shouldn’t be the one with a summons. POTUS and the NYPD should be the ones holding a summons! The 28th amendment on the constitution clearly states that the government cannot get in the way of us getting dating app dick no matter what!

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