Night Crumbs

If Logo made Lifetime-like movies, they would definitely make a movie about Jeremy Jordan trying to rescue his teenage cousin from one of those crazy “pray the gay away” camps – Towleroad

Amanda Seyfried and the dude she may have humped on while he was married are still together and they even voted together, so it must be real love –  Lainey Gossip 

“Eh” is all I can say at this point after seeing pictures of a 97% naked Miley Cyrus posing in front of a dead guy after leaving a chocha room – Drunken Stepfather 

Chloe Sevigny did an interview about beauty and it made her sound almost as vapid as a Kartrashian – Celebitchy

Awww, that’s sweet of Kyle Richards to take one of her niece’s crotch critters on vacation with her – Reality Tea 

Megan Fox IS the new Miss Cleo and the new Cesar Millan rolled up into one plastic package! – The Superficial 

Rita Ora finally settled with Roc Nation and has gone on to another label where she’ll make more music none of us will listen to – Jezebel

Big damn deal, J.K. Simmons could carry that bag with the tip of his eight-pack covered pinky – SOW

I don’t know what in army call girl hell Bella Thorne is wearing, but I do know that it’s every kind of elegant – Hollywood Tuna

Amber Heard is either knocked up with Johnny Depp’s baby and Star actually got it right, or Star is full of shit – IDLYITW

Here’s Chloe Grace Moretz looking like she really has to piss as her camel toe is holding on for dear life – Popoholic

I don’t know why everyone is freaking out over ScarJo playing the lead in Ghost in the Shell. I mean, if you checked on Ancestry.com, you’d probably find that she’s related to Emma Stone in some way and that practically makes her Asian! – Pajiba

When the old Ghostbusters met the new Ghostbusters – HuffPo

Kleptoyonce may have struck again! – Just Jared

Snow White and Prince Charming’s baby is here – Popsugar

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