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June 6, 2016 / Posted by:

The pussy masseuse (pusseuse?) who kneads out knots and soothes nerves at a day spa in Japan!

I spent nearly 3 weeks taking care of my mom’s cats at her house, so I learned firsthand that next to the lazy legend who sat in line at Burger King, cats are God’s laziest creatures. The only time they would exert themselves would be to pull their lazy fur bodies off of their cat beds to eat, and even that physical activity is too much for them. One of my mom’s cats eats half of his food and lays down on the floor for a minute before eating the other half. Lazy trick needs a halftime during eatin’ times. Even my dog, who takes a nap after a nap, judges their asses. But #NotAllCats!

In Japan, there are some cats who work for their tuna. There was the late, great Tama the Station Cat who single-pawdedly kept the train system in Japan running! And apparently there’s a real day spa in Japan that employs cats as massage therapists. A video popped up on Facebook of a cat gently kneading its client over a blanket after its assistant lets its ass know to get to work. Pussies aren’t only experts at getting a massage, they’re expert massage artists too, so this isn’t surprising.

Once Calvin Harris hears that in Japan, you can easily get a pussy to rub against your back at a massage place, he’s going to get on the next plane.

I don’t even want to know what a happy ending from a pusseuse is. I’m guessing a “happy ending” after a cat massage is the pussy calmly jumping off of your back after kneading instead of letting you know it’s done by clawing at your damn head and face.

via Pickle

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