In her ongoing quest to insure that the public knows that she knows “stuff,” Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (I’m so glad for them) star Megan Fox got highly serious with the LA Times. In an interview promoting a film called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (sorry, it bore repeating) Fox went in on deep stuff like string theory, what the Egyptian pyramids were really for, and how we the aforementioned public are just ass-brained animals believing everything we read because we continue to leave her intellect unrecognized.
Class begins after the jump!
On string theory:
“Sometimes I just know things,” she explains. “I accidentally tap into stuff sometimes. I used to do it as a kid, and I do it as an adult. I crossed over and saw a future string.”
(Look, I can’t judge on this one. I can’t even tell you if she’s using the term correctly. I am a dummy. I even went to a site that was designed to explain string theory to dummies and I clicked out after two paragraphs to watch Bionic Woman fight scenes on YouTube because – dumb. Score one for her.)
On the pyramids (spoiler alert – it wasn’t a tomb for rich guys like we thought!):
“They presume they may have been some type of energy plant at some point,” says Fox. “The sarcophagus that is in the Great Pyramid was put there by the government for tourism.”
On how she has so many gifts that it would be a shame to waste them all on merely acting in films like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (last time, I swear):
“I don’t think acting is my ultimate passion,” she says about a week before the “Ninja Turtles” opening. “I have other skill sets and gifts that are much, much stronger that I am obligated to exercise and use. I’m really more intellectually minded. I’ve always been into alternative history, antiquities, archaeology. I’ve always been really consumed by these deep mysteries that exist on our planet that can’t be explained today by science. They eat away at me.”
That’s probably the Botox. Megan went on to describe us all as “plebians” who need permanent bibs attached on all of our clothing to catch the drool because we don’t get that her intellect is staggering.
“I think people, in general, are plebeians that are brainwashed by the type of media that they expose themselves to. … People anticipate a shallowness [from me]. They anticipate a self-centeredness and a lack of self-awareness. It doesn’t … matter what I say, or how eloquent a speaker I may be, or how positive my intentions may be. I’m going to be made into what people desire me to be. At this moment, they might desire to exalt me onto a pedestal. But the next? You’re a human sacrifice. The control is not in my hands.”
Correction, Meggy. The only person I desire to exalt on a pedastal is Tom Hardy. And when I type “exalt” I mean “situate his ass” and by “pedastal” I mean “on my face.” (This shit has gotten me to swear off watching that Ancient Aliens hedgehog guy forever.)
Check out more pics of a pregnant Megan Fox arriving to Jimmy Kimmel Live! last week in the gallery below. Look at all the plebians who adore her ass!