That gal on the right must be a Depp stan.
That primal grunting-turned-moan of delicious ecstasy you just heard booming across the land is Doug Stanhope‘s publicist nutting prior to a carefree dozing off in the wet spot. Amber Heard is suing the comedian over the essay he wrote for The Wrap accusing her of lying about being physically abused by her husband – accessories enthusiast Johnny Depp.
According to Reuters, Amber’s legal reps filed a defamation of character lawsuit against Doug and 20 “unnamed individuals associated with the comedian” in Cochise County, Arizona yesterday. Do the members of that godawful Hollywood Vampires band, their road crew, and any Boniva-fueled groupies lying about the tour bus make 20?
Amber’s legal team is asking for a jury trial, and stated that Amber will donate all proceeds to an Arizona battered women’s shelter.
Stanhope also posted his official declaration of membership in the Amber Heard Is An Asshole Liar club on his own blog. He sez that Amber is trying to make everyone think that drunk-ass Johnny repeatedly mistook her name for “Slamber” because Depp wouldn’t give in to her blackmailin’ ways.
Make of this what you will. I’m with Michael K., though. Doug Stanhope’s girlfriend’s name is Bingo?
Here’s Amber Heard and a friend leaving an office building in Beverly Hills yesterday: