I know that grainy picture looks like it was taken with a hidden camera stolen from the set of What Would You Do? with John Quiñones, so allow me to explain what you’re looking at. The surprised one in the hat is one of the music industry’s most prolific hookup artists, Rita Ora. The dude in a hoodie giving you douche vibes to the right of her is Justin Bieber. As if I had to tell you; I’m sure you could spot his patchy lil’ teen boy lip hairs a mile away. And according to TMZ, they’re on a date. Or at least whatever Justin Bieber’s idea of a date is, which looks like eating food and acting like a dumbass in front of the paps.
One day after his ex was spotted at a club with sensitive Canadian Drake (who Hollywood Life claims Justin “warned” her about his player ways), Justin and Rita were seen at a club in Hollywood. They left together in Bieber’s pow-pow-Power Wheels at around 2am and drove to an all-night diner. No word on what they did after that, but my guess is either sex, or hitting up a 24-hour Rite Aid to discuss their favorite brand of cheap hair bleach.
I mentioned earlier that Justin was acting like a dingleberry in front of the paps that were waiting for them outside the restaurant. As you can see below, Rita walked in like a normal person. Meanwhile, Justin swaggered in with his hoodie zipped up around his face, with one hand pointing at the paps and the other on his pee-pee. If these pictures had sound, I’m sure Justin would be saying: “You, move. Justin had too many big boy drinks at the club and need to make tinkle.”