Shortly after Blac Chyna announced that she was knocked up with Rob Kardashian’s baby, there were whispers that the two of them were trying to get a reality show. Well, E! has announced what we all pretty much figured was only a matter of time before it was announced: that Rob and Chyna are getting their own reality show. Rob & Chyna (current working title) will be a six-episode docuseries that will follow Rob and Chyna’s engagement, her pregnancy, and “everything in between.” Finally, an answer to the question: “Is there is a reality show more pointless than Keeping Up With The Kardashians?”
Each episode will be an hour long (good fucking lord WHY), and will be followed by a separate special featuring the birth of their baby. I don’t know what the working title of that one will be, but I’m sure “Rob & Chyna: Who Cares, Just Give Us The Money” has been thrown around a couple times in the writer’s room. Rob & Chyna will air sometime later this year. E! released this comedy gem about the show:
“Very few love stories have created as much pop culture buzz as Rob and Chyna’s, and we are thrilled to see Rob in such a happy place. We are excited to share the next chapter in their relationship.”
I know your first instinct will be to congratulate the woman who probably orchestrated this shamelessness. But please do not disturb Kris Jenner at this time. She’ll be spending the next 24 hours twirling around Khasa Kardashian to Kelly Clarkson’s “A Moment Like This” in celebration of the fact that what was once her least-pimpable child has done the unthinkable and landed himself a six-episode reality show AND a special. If you need Blac Chyna, she’ll be doing the same. But her song choice will be “Finally” by CeCe Peniston and she’ll be singing it to her shiny new reality show contract. “Finally, it has happened to me, validation and fame, no more Instagram modeling.”
Here’s future E! reality star Blac Chyna and the man who made it all possible, Rob Kardashian, at an event in Las Vegas this weekend.