Seen above on the cover of Red looking like a morph of Amal Clooney and Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek tells the magazine that she doesn’t hump gold coins out of her billionaire husband’s peen slit on the nightly, because if they did, fucking wouldn’t be so good after a while. So I guess “Not tonight dear, it’ll ruin the spark” is the new “Not tonight dear, I have a headache.” Salma said that marriage is not all about sex. What is the point of being married then?!
“Sex is not the key to a happy marriage, but it’s a side effect. Although not every day! If it’s every day, it loses its charm. It’s so important to maintain your chemistry. You have to continue to laugh, explore, have fun with each other and have romance. A good marriage, full of love, is my biggest accomplishment. Home is where my husband is. He is home. Everything outside of the family nucleus is an adventure that you’re living together.”
First of all, the key to a happy marriage is marrying a billionaire. Second of all, I’d completely agree with Salma about having to laugh, explore, have fun with each other and have romance if you add “while fucking” to the end of each of those things.