The last time we checked in on who Drake was allegedly rubbing on, sources claimed it was Rihanna and that they had been doing it in secret for months. That news got a bit of a “Sure, Jan” from me, since I’m skeptical that RiRi’s restless coochie is able to commit to a time frame as long as “months.” Now TMZ is saying that Drake might have a new lady in his life. It must be serious, because he took her to the only club/restaurant that exists in Los Angeles for famous people, The Nice Guy. I believe a pap walk outside of The Nice Guy is basically the famous version of a promise ring.
Drake was seen at The Nice Guy last night with Stephen Baldwin’s daughter and Justin Bieber’s former girlfriend/thirsty selfie partner, Hailey Baldwin. Sources tell TMZ that Drake and Hailey showed up around 11:30pm and crawled into a booth with another couple. The sources say it was clear that they were on a date, and that at one point, Drake put his arm around the back of the booth. Apparently the bearings in Jimmy’s wheelchair aren’t the only things that are smooth.
But they didn’t spend all night at the club. They left around 2:30am, because, you know, Hailey probably had a big day of…modeling (???) ahead of her. Hailey left out the front, Drake snuck out the back. As for when they might have gotten together, TMZ says they were hanging out at Drake’s Memorial Day party.
So Hailey Baldwin and her BFF Kylie Jenner are both dating Canadian rappers now. I wonder how long it will be before they both start taking selfies in Hudson Bay-stripe bikinis and Snapchatting themselves eating butter tarts while “high as fuck“? As a Canadian person, I hope the answer is: never.
Here’s Drake and what could possibly Canada’s future princess (typing that made me sad) leaving The Nice Guy early this morning.