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May 31, 2016 / Posted by:

James Weeks, the panty cream-inducing (or dry parts-inducing, depending on what you’re into) Libertarian Party candidate who displayed his right to bare huevos and nalgas at his party’s convention on Sunday.

I have already mailed in my ballot for the California primary, but there’s a tingling urge in me (and yes that tingling urge is in my loins and nipple tips) that is telling me to run down to the post office and beg them to dive into the mail that’s about to go out. I need to find my ballot so that I can cross off my pick and write “JAMES WEEKS FOR EVERYTHING” with a chisel tip black Sharpie.

James Weeks wasn’t technically running for his party’s presidential nomination (that went to the former governor of New Mexico Gary Johnson), but he won it for me when he showed us that the main focus of his campaign is making the country a sexier place with furry chest dumplings and bear bulges.

James ran for party chairman and during the Libertarian Party National Convention in (of course) the American epicenter of fuckery, Florida, he used a chunk of his allotted two minutes at the podium to strip and pull out some Not-So-Magic Mike moves.

After getting hit with a wave of boos, James told reporters that it was a dare, and then he dropped out of the race. I’m guessing that iron cross tattoo was a dare too… And yup, that video pretty much sums up this entire election.

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