Open Post: Hosted By Prince William Assuming The Position At A Polo Match
Morrissey will tell you that Prince William is doing an interpretive dance where he’s playing the role of the British taxpayers who get fucked in the ass by the royal family.
While I know that DListed is generally a Team Harry kind of place, I also know that we will take what we can get. (Note from Michael: Speak for yourself, Martin. I will not take this, because I’ll be too busy sitting on this photobomb.) So here for your Memorial Day weekend pervy pleasure is Prince William doing what looks like yoga before playing in the Audi Polo Challenge in London yesterday. Both of them are pretty keen on sports so it’s good to see that he knows the importance of stretching and kicking.
Clearly, he’ still trying to make up for that disastrous disaster at the Taj Mahal. He knows what the old ladies of England the prying eyes of the internet are after. So don’t say he’s not giving back to the people. Before you drive yourself crazy with some top notch Google searching, I’ll tell you now that no, Prince Harry did not join him for the stretching. But, two other friends and/or teammates did. Do with them and Harry’s face what you will on Photoshop. And there are horses for you guys that really like to go the extra dark mile.
Pics: Splash