Open Post: Hosted By A Thieving Chipmunk Caught In The Act

May 28, 2016 / Posted by:

I’m not saying I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life, but I’m also not saying I haven’t. What’s a little identity theft, aggravated assault and insurance fraud if you don’t get caught? It’s like the age old riddle, if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? If I impersonate an officer and somehow make it to detective and then get a big retirement party but no one ever finds out it was all a scam, was it a crime? In any case, even if you do get caught, don’t you try and still get something out of it all? This chipmunk doesn’t think so.

He gets busted and never have I seen something so embody the phrase “the jig is up!” He admits full guilt and fucking bolts. Despite his weak crime game he’s still all good in my book. For one, he’s redeemed chipmunks for me after having been tortured by the existence of those horrifying Alvin and The Chipmunks movies. Also, he’s the heir to Ralph of the Tater Tots!

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