This Is What James Franco Did To “Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?”

May 27, 2016 / Posted by:

Last month, we all found out that the greatest cinematic genius of our time James Franco wet farted up a wave of pure sloppy HIGH ART all over the piece of trash classic Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? by turning it into a lesbian vampire movie. Well, now here’s the trailer and it’ll make you ask yourself the question, “Michael, may I slap you for posting this butchery?” But after spending a huge chunk of my day reading and writing about the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp situation, this trailer is a breath of fresh foolery.

As we know, Tori Spelling plays the mom in this one, and the psychotic, murdering boyfriend play by Ivan Sergei has been replaced with a psychotic, murdering vampire girlfriend. James Franco directed and James Iha of Smashing Pumpkins did the score. This trailer looks like something from the mind of a first year community college film student who believes they’re the next Dario Argento. (“So you mean it looks like something from the mind of James Franco?” – you)

And I bet that there’s a major PLOT TWIST at the end. We find out that the real danger to the girl isn’t her vampire girlfriend, it’s her mom who is really Billy the Puppet in a blond wig.

via Vulture

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