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May 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Squand!

Squand sounds like the original name for Squidward on SpongeBob Squarepants, but executives at Nickelodeon made them change the name, because to them it sounded like a vagina infection a chick gets from fucking on the beach or like the name of a homemade drug made from squirrel piss and Band-Aid glue. But Squand is actually a craft-toy-thing that was born sometime in the early-to-mid 90s and is still around.

By the 90s, many of the ideas for fucked up toys were already thought up and produced, but someone squeezed out another. Squand is sand that becomes sculptable clay in water. You can make your own Atlantis with it. It’s supposed to magically turn back into sand when you pull it out of the water, but it was mostly just a clump of messiness. Most people don’t just have an empty aquarium (or as my gourmet idol Sandra Lee calls it, “uh-kwar-ee-um.”) lying around, so most kids probably played with this crap in the bathtub. Cleaning that up must’ve been loads of fun for parents.

That bootleg Bill Nye and that Pugsley kid act like they snorted Squand instead of played with it. Hmmm… I guess there’s a good use for Squand after all.

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