Neo-Nazis Heil Taylor Swift As Their Aryan Queen

May 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift has a lot of titles like gazillionaire pop star, sole recipient of the Taylor Swift Award, self-proclaimed lightning rod for slut-shaming, leader of a squad of mostly skinny models and Dream Phone grand champion (I’m guessing), but there’s one title she probably isn’t happy about. Taylor is apparently worshipped as an Aryan goddess by a group of neo-Nazis on the Internet. One minute you’re the target of a Hitler quotes meme and posing next to a dude with a swastika on his shirt, and the next minute you’re the Aphrodite of white supremacy.

Broadly talked to a dude named Andre Anglin who writes for a white supremacist blog called The Daily Stormer, and I don’t know if he’s trolling or what, but he says that Taylor is a down-low Nazi and the world will learn about her secret white power agenda when Donald Trump becomes president and she marries a Trump son. Both of Trump’s adult sons are married, so I’m guessing she’ll marry Barron Trump? Sure, he’s only 10, but I’m sure neo-Nazis aren’t too judgmental when it comes to pedo marriages. Andre Anglin said this about his love of Taylor Swiftika:

“Firstly, Taylor Swift is a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn. That’s the most important thing. It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump’s son, and they will be crowned American royalty.

Some believe it was meme magic that made her famous—though no one can be certain. We are certain that as soon as Nazis saw her, they were magnetically drawn to her sculpted Aryan form and angelic demeanor.”

Well, since Prussian Blue aren’t neo-Nazis anymore, I guess they have to settle for Taylor.

The Daily Stormer has written more than two dozen posts about Taylor, and some of them expose the “hints” that she leaves in her music videos and on social media about her true beliefs. Andre Anglin also tells Broadly that he’s waiting for the day when Taylor leads the white supremacy uprising.

What the… There really is no brain-melting drug like the Internet.

Well, Taylor does have an album called Red and Nazis like red, and Hitler’s favorite pop song would’ve been “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” since it has the power to destroy souls, so maybe they’re on to something. Camille Paglia warned us all! But really, Taylor Swift has supposedly been on John Mayer’s David Duke dick and she’s written an anti-John Mayer song, so that practically makes her a warrior against white supremacists.

And here’s Taylor doing stuff in L.A. yesterday:

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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