Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 25, 2016 / Posted by:

The puckering bleached moon anus in the background of  Conan O’Brien’s set! 

The other day, Dan Savage tweeted a highly important question while watching Bill Hader on Conan. Dan Savage asked: “Is it just me… or is there a butthole floating over Bill Hader’s head?” Now, usually I see everything as a peen. “Michael, look at this pretty orchid my boyfriend bought me.” That looks like a dick! “Michael, look at that cloud in the sky that looks like a flying Snoopy.” That looks like a burrito dick lying on top of a taquito dick! “And here’s your surf and turf entree, sir.” That looks like a dick wearing a full-length peach puffy coat and a dick wearing a steak like a cape!

But when Dan Savage tweeted that pic, my eyes totally registered the sight of a hungry, hungry asshole trying to suck off Bill Hader’s head. Because I’m a 13-year-old boy whose raging hormones just kicked in, I Googled for more pictures of Conan’s moon b-hole and found this:

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As one of Dan’s followers points out, the scientific name for the moon’s power bottom anus is actually the Tycho crater and it doesn’t totally look like an asshole in other pictures (it looks like a dick). But the drawing of the moon on Conan’s set will forever look like it has a wrinkled lunar butt flower to me. If Conan ever has proud booty eater Kevin Gates on, the staff better cover up that moon or they’ll have to pry Kevin’s tongue off of it.

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