Night Crumbs
One barista at Starbucks told Helen Hunt that they didn’t need her name because they got her (wink wink) and then they wrote her name down as “Jody,” as in Foster. Meanwhile, Samuel L. Jackson feels no pity for Helen Hunt as he looks down as his Venti latte with the name “Laurence” written on it – HuffPo
Pink went flying through the air during her Billboard Music Awards performance, and that’s not surprising, because Pink. But why was she done up like that? Isn’t her song for that Alice Through The Looking Glass movie? Pink looked more like a hipster version of a flying monkey in a Silver Lake community theater production of Wizard of Oz – Lainey Gossip
Mad Mel’s got another young piece he can scream at to blow him before Jacuzzi – Celebitchy
Um, excuse you, Lindsay Lohan, but that butterfly one piece belongs on Mimi, not you! – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kartrashian’s dress looks like it’s covered with sparkly, embossed diarrhea – Reality Tea
Whoopi Goldberg is producing a reality show about transgender models – Instinct
Ashley Graham is Joe Jonas’ girlfriend in some music video – The Superficial
David Walliams gay’d it up for a wet, topless acrobat on Britain’s Got Talent, and some weren’t happy about it – Towleroad
So, it looks like IN THIS ECONOMY, Disney re-used the Cinderella sets for their live-action Beauty and the Beast movie – Jezebel
The Slow One wore a leather diaper to host a party in Las Vegas – Egotastic!
Here’s Hailee Steinfeld in a two-piece – Popoholic
The Difficult Brown didn’t like a picture of his daughter in a tutu, so he re-posted to his millions of followers, because he’s smart like that – Starcasm
My vote for the next Bond goes to the pussy in a box – Pajiba
Fergie’s suffocating chichis look like they’re about to turn blue and pass out – Hollywood Tuna
Madge defended her Prince tribute after BET threw some shade at her, and that’s great and everything, but where is Sinead O’Connor! I need Sinead’s thoughts about this NOW! – Just Jared
Pimp Mama Kris wants to change her last name to Kardashian again because she was the original Kardashian! I think that’s her way of saying that she’s a 4,000-year-old vampire who is immortal thanks to selling her soul to Satan and she was the first person on the planet with the last name Kardashian. Makes sense – Popsugar
Pic: @HelenHunt