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May 23, 2016 / Posted by:

The video for Kendra Wilkinson’s spaceship wreck of a song “Lost In Space“!

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Pure fuckery head! If you haven’t done your usual Monday morning ritual of mainlining coffee into your veins before snorting six lines of crushed-up Vivarin and butt chugging a bottle of Monster, you should do it now and double it up. Because your brain is going to need some serious mood-altering shit to take in the song that the dead-voiced chanteuse Kendra Wilkinson queefed up.

Usually when a talentless reality trick puts out a song, they do it at the height of their fame, so Kendra is about 10 years too late. But I guess it’s really never too late for foolery. In the video for Kendra’s song “Lost In Space,” which has the production values of a low-budget Lost In Space porn parody, she plays a slutty martian and a slutty space cadet who terrorizes Dr. Zachary Smith and Will Robinson with her dance moves and monotone singing voice. A Speak & Spell with almost-dead batteries has more human emotion in its voice than Kendra does while singing this shit. Not even 13 Holly Madisons could clean up this mess:

With that being said, that intergalactic turd is way more entertaining than a lot of the performances that happened on the Billboard Music Awards last night.

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