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The shoplifting seagull!
All the way back in 2007, the city of Aberdeen in Scotland was hit with a giant crime wave when a seagull the people named Sam terrorized bags of Doritos at the same store. Sam was a sort of Robin Hood, because after he’d snatch the Doritos when the storekeeper wasn’t looking, he’d take that shit outside, rip it open and share the deliciousness with all of his seagull friends. Sam, being the brilliant thief that he was, managed to never ever get caught and got out of the game.
Well, either the hunger for crime (and chips) has pulled him back into the art of thievery in his old age, or one of his protégées is keeping his chip-stealing legacy alive. A video surfaced on YouTube of a seagull in an unknown beach town casually strolling into a cafe and violently attacking a bag of chips before casually strolling back out with it. One innocent bystander was so frozen with fear that he could barely move. Or he was so in awe of the seagull’s ability to not give one fuck that he couldn’t move. Either or. Watch this Thomas Crown-in-training:
As of posting time, this seagull is still on the loose and hasn’t been caught. I would tell the owners of beachside cafes everywhere to hide yo chips, but why bother? This masterful chips snatcher would get them anyway.
via Mashable (For Ramon)