Night Crumbs

Zac Efron is still out there pimping Neighbors 2, and you know, I never noticed how his hair looks like a majestic wave that gold dolphins jump through, or like a lush long-haired guinea pig taking a nap after getting groomed – Lainey Gossip 

Tom Daley wears teeny tiny Speedos because he doesn’t want any peen slips – Instinct Magazine

Ellie Golding and her new Kylie Jenner-approved lips are in Flare Magazine – Drunken Stepfather

Ever since that video of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston dancing like somebody’s drunk parents came out, I’ve been waiting for the tabloids to say that they’re doing it and The National Enquirer didn’t disappoint – Celebitchy

Thank GOD Kim Zolciak put on her restin’ wig and took a vacation from her stressful life of posing in waist trainers on Instagram and boozing in front of Bravo’s cameras – Reality Tea

Tyga found another fame whore who will date him for his money his looks his personality Instagram followers – The Superficial

THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD covers Queen – Towleroad

Kylie Jenner’s transformation into Kim Kartrashian 2.0 is pretty much complete now – IDLYITW

John Barrowman demonstrates the dangers of sitting in high heels – SOW

Or if Fox wants more X-Men movies and don’t want to pay Jennifer Lawrence a Mt. Everest-sized mountain of cash, they can bring back the best Mystique Rebecca Romjin! – Pajiba

Jose Canseco’s did the new (and hipster-ized) Playboy – Hollywood Tuna

That falcon is giving better face than professional model Bella Hadid – Popoholic

RIP all these shows – Popsugar

FYI: Kristen Stewart hasn’t dumped Alicia Cargile for a new piece, yet – HuffPo

I know I should think this is cute, but now I’m scared – Just Jared

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