Night Crumbs
In case you were wondering, Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still making sweet maple syrup love together and are still Canada’s runner-up royal couple behind Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, of course – Lainey Gossip
The Baywatch movie is obviously going to sweep the Oscars, so I expect to see Zac Efron’s dick in it – Celebitchy
Heidi Klum’s nipples came out in Saint-Tropez – The Superficial
Adriana Lima’s dress looks like it’s covered with black licorice spiders – Drunken Stepfather
Because of this gorgeous look, I expect to see GG from Shahs of Sunset on Vogue’s best dress of the year list – Reality Tea
Nick Jonas took a break from going topless for the gays to go on Sesame Street – Towleroad
Dr. Luke’s label is letting Kesha perform on the Billboard Awards after all – Jezebel
The Photoshop Awards: Kate Hudson in Shape magazine – Hollywood Tuna
Daddy Knowles earned that allowance – Popsugar
Michael Cera and Willow Smith made a song together, and I don’t know why it happened or how it happened, but it makes sense, because hipsters – Pajiba
Cara Delawhatever wore a bunch of ugly clothes in W Magazine – The Nip Slip
Sure, Jan – Starcasm
Bella Hadid looks like a 60s go-go dancer going to a business meeting and I’m into it – Popoholic
Leave it to flaming suppository Scott Isadick to fuck up the one (and really easy) job he had to do – HuffPo
Sir Mix-A-Lot FINALLY responded to Blake NotSoLively’s “Oakland Booty” comment – Just Jared
Pic: HBO