Sorry, fame-hungry rappers who were hoping to advance their careers and kash in on the Kardashian name, but it looks like Kylie Jenner is off the market. Only a few weeks after Kylie gave Tyga his walking papers and had security escort him off the property, The Sun (via NYDN) says she’s got a man in her life. And wouldn’t you know it, he’s also a rapper in his 20s with a corny stage name.
A source says that 18-year-old Kylie is now dating a 22-year-old Canadian rapper named PartyNextDoor (real name: Jahron Anthony Brathwaite). Party is signed to Drake’s OVO Sound label, and a source says Kylie and Party are “mad for each other.” I want to make a joke about how The Sun’s source was probably Kris Jenner. But between this and the possibility of a leaked Kylie/Tyga sex tape, I feel like she was too busy hyperventilating over Kylie’s ability to secure so many new KUWTK story lines so quickly to have made that phone call.
So far Kylie hasn’t confirmed whether or not she’s partying with Party yet. Party, on the other hand, has earned his first attention whore’s boyfriend bonus by Instagramming a picture of his and Kylie’s diamond-covered watches together. “Pfft, so what, I could have a watch too if someone would loan me a couple thousand dollars” hissed a jealous Tyga. And of course, TMZ just so happened to catch them leaving Russell Simmons’ All Def Comedy Live in Hollywood last night.
In case you’re wondering where you’ve heard the name PartyNextDoor, it might be from two months ago when Chris Brown made fun of a suicide attempt by R&B singer Kehlani, which was triggered by a picture Party Instagrammed of the two of them holding hands. So basically, he’s coming off some drama. Sadly, whatever he’s been through will never prepare him for the kind of sorrow that comes as the result of signing your soul over to the Kardashian/Jenner succubi.