Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 17, 2016 / Posted by:

The alien skin crown that Violet Chachki wore on last night’s grand finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race season 8!

This HSOTD post contains a SPOILER or two about last night’s Drag Race finale, so if you haven’t watched yet and don’t want to be spoiled, then you should log out, shut down your computer, stick cotton balls in your ears and duct tape your eyelids shut, because there are SPOILERS everywhere. You cannot escape them! One of my friends IM’d me first thing this morning to say, “Bitch, I haven’t seen Drag Race yet so do not spoil it for me,” and I responded with, “Okay, but oh baby, your ass is probably going to find out.” To which he responded with, “‘But oh baby’? You don’t talk like that. Wait… ‘But oh baby…’ BOB! Goddamn you, asshole!” The winner’s name is even hiding in everyday sentences!

But anyway, I was hoping that my favorite virgin who can’t dance Kim Chi would take the crown, but figured Bob The Drag Queen would. That wasn’t a surprise, but what was a surprise was that Miss Congeniality went to the Puerto Rican cousin of Angelica from Six Days, Seven Nights, Cynthia Lee Fontaine. Naomi Smalls’ Cliffhangers were viciously robbed, because out of every trick in the entire season, they perfectly defined “charisma, uniqueness, toe jam and nerve!” But the show made up for that injustice when season 7 winner, Violet Chachki, did her final sashay as reigning queen while wearing a magnificent as fuck look that left almost everyone bald and bleeding from getting snatched.

Violet Chachki floated out at the end of the show in drag that was very “Vivien Leigh in Anna Karenina after she was possessed by aliens and buried in a deep grave where bugs nibbled on her flesh until she rose from the dead.” Violet’s waist was cinched down to the size of a dwarf mouse’s soft dick and that Alien Nation crown looked like it was carved out of a giant tumor. If you’ve got a goiter that needs to be machete’d off, ask your surgeon to save it for you after they remove it, so you can take a tip from Violet and transform it into a glorious crown!

If Xenu was a woman who shopped entirely in the “1800s Russian baroness” section of a costume store, she would look like Violet Chachki and John Travolta would be worshipping her instead of sending her hate rays with his mind.

Pic: @NacidoVillano

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