Open Post: Hosted By The Power Of The Magnificent Chichis

May 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Hours after Susan Sarandon gave no fucks when she called out Woody Allen, she became one half of a motorboater’s Shangri-La when she posed next to Salma Hayek at the Women in Motion Prize Reception in Cannes. Never mind that Salma Hayek’s dress looks like something a rich toddler would wear to her quinceañera if toddlers had quinceañeras, those two pairs of chichis can save the world together!

Salma’s chichis can end hunger for good. And Susan Sarandon’s chichis have the power to destroy grown douches by making them hate fap with one hand and rage tweet with the other until both heads explode. Those chichis are more powerful than the United Nations is what I’m trying to say.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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