Night Crumbs

May 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Here’s Idris Elba as The Gunslinger on the set of The Dark Tower. How many times do you think he heard a trick say, “You can stick me up with your loaded weapon anytime you want“? What’s that you say? Not once, because he probably doesn’t work with a bunch of hard-up, cheesy pervs like me? Yeah, that’s what I thought too  – Lainey Gossip 

I’m into Gwen Stefani’sshowgirl going hunting” outfit, but that dead skunk hair should’ve been left on the side of the road – Celebitchy

This election is so messed up that it’s got Wendell Pierce smacking up Bernie Sanders supporters – The Superficial 

Chestica Simpson showed up and showed out on Saturday night – Drunken Stepfather

Two things: 1. Why was Jocelyn Wildenstein at Nicky Hilton’s baby shower? 2. That’s Jocelyn Wildenstein next to Nicky, right? – Reality Tea 

An L.A. meteorologist was told to cover up on air, and I’m surprised they didn’t also hand her an apron and tell her to get back into the kitchen, woman! – Towleroad

Beyonce is the new Kathie Lee GiffordJezebel

Things that should’ve stayed in the 90s: that top Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s new enemy is wearing – Popoholic

No. – Hollywood Tuna 

The cement-faced woman got a brand new mug thanks to BotchedOMG Blog

Harley Quinn and the ladies of DC are getting their own spin-off movie – Pajiba

The Flip or Flop dude says that the house auctions are real. Yeah, real fake and re-enacted on a sound stage with paid actors. You can’t fool me, HGTV! – Starcasm

The teaser trailer for Fox’s Rocky Horror Picture Show butchery is out and it makes Glee’s RHPS episode look like an authentic recreation of the original  – HuffPo

St. Angie Jolie had words to say about Donald Trump (aka Jon Voight’s homeboy) and his proposed ban on Muslims entering the country – Just Jared

Our Lady of Cheetos and Our Lord of Socks With Sandals reunited at their kids’ soccer game – Popsugar

The meaning of true love is restored, because Orlando Bloom motorboated (probably) Katy Perry on a yacht – IDLYITW

Pic: Bauer Griffin 

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