Open Post: Hosted By The Australian Ice Queen Showing Human Emotions With Her Husband

May 13, 2016 / Posted by:

The face that the Australian Ice Queen is making is the exact face I make whenever I see that Keith Urban’s hair still looks like a dead Calico cat whose corpse has been flattened by a steamroller.

Keith Urban has a new album he’s gotta push, so he got his wife Nicole Kidman to do some carpool karaoke with him on Facebook. After Keith was done using the blow dryer to activate the Sun-In he sprayed onto his roadkill mop, he used it defrost Nicole Kidman and he dragged her into the car where they lip-synched to his duet with Carrie Underwood called The Fighter. This video showed me that either Nicole Kidman’s Antarctica of a heart has found a special place for Keith Urban in it or he’s got some scandalous shit on her, because those are the only reasons for why she’d agree to this mess. It is a little sweet, though. I mean, I’m sure Tom Cruise also sang a duet with her in the car, but he sang both parts and made her point a flashlight at him like it was a spotlight.

Here’s the video and yes, married people are weird, but married famous people are even weirder:

And I don’t exactly follow Keith Urban, but when did he decide to stop making country music and start making songs that sound like they belong in a Disney Channel musical?

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