Everybody’s favorite (or maybe it’s just me) lovable muscled-up bag of douche water Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots took off his “It Ain’t Going To Suck Itself” underwear for one of the bro-iest bro photo shoots that GQ has probably ever seen. If The Situation from Jersey Shore and a Jäger shot floating in a sorority girl’s belly button art directed a photo shoot together, it would look a lot like the frat-tastic shoot that The Gronk and model Hailey Clauson did for GQ. I’m not complaining, though, because they gave us some Gronk ass.
And I’m going to choose to believe that in the picture above, Hailey Clauson looks like she’s about to fall into a coma because she’s so stunned by The Gronk’s magnificent Gronkaconda. Dick so big that it’ll make you pass out at first sight. Yeah, that must be it.
Pics: Peggy Sirota/GQ