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May 12, 2016 / Posted by:

R Joy, the only good thing to come out of Donald Trump’s campaign!

Ever since I started following @rjoyourjoy1919 on Twitter, my timeline has become an endless cornucopia of wisdom, glamour and potent poetry. R Joy is a rising Twitter STAH, and as Paper points out, she’s a delicate Florida blossom whose stem is covered with thorns that will cut you if you mess with her. It seems like Joy tweets non-stop, all day, every day. When she’s not tweeting inspirational videos, she’s re-tweeting tweets from her loyal disciples who need her advice on everything.

The only things I really know about the Trump Girl of 2016 is that she’s from the greatest state in the country, Florida, she’s 47 years old, she weighs 108 pounds, she’s a naturalized US citizen, she can DJ like no other, she has sweet moves and she loves Adele dance remixes. In her many, many videos, Joy goes in on the losers, tells you how now to be a loser and yodels out gorgeous songs about losers. I’ll let Joy and her videos speak for themselves. These videos may make you say, “So that’s what happened to that perfect jewel Cynthia from Priscilla!

Joy endorsing Donald Trump while showing Beyonce up in the “work a fan” department:

Joy on how the jealous losers who call obese are rats looking for a food:

Joy’s advice to one of her subjects asking her to tell them how to quit their job:

Joy serenading the losers with a beautiful song:

Joy on how she doesn’t fix her snag tooth because braces are the work of the devil:

Joy on how hos who are complaining about transgender people using the bathroom that they want need to get over it:

Joy on how the jealous haters can keep puking:

And let’s end with a beautiful and graceful dance:

Joy can tweet video messages to the jealous losers all day long and I can copy + paste her masterpiece videos all day long. Forget Trump, Joy for President (who cares about the rules)! Joy for Secretary of Advice! Joy for leader of the Anti-Losers Coalition! Joy for head of The Adele Remix fan club. Joy to the world!

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