Night Crumbs
Today in YAAASSSsssssSSSssss: Julianne Moore ruled Cannes by wearing a twin King Cobra titty dress that made her look like a ruthless bond villainess from the late 70s – Lainey Gossip
What do you even call that piece of jewelry on Greer Grammer? A titty chain? A cleavage charm? Oh, whatever, I’ll just call it what it is: elegant – Drunken Stepfather
Koryea Kardashian is probably going to be a boy – Celebitchy
Two things Amber Portwood has never heard of: condoms and Turbo Tax – Reality Tea
This is what Bella Hadid’s ass looks like in a bikini – The Superficial
Chrissy Teigen is giving me “lot lizard going to a jackets-required restaurant” glamour – The Nip Slip
Deadpool got an “honest” trailer – IDLYITW
I thought I saw a lady’s head flying through the sky last night, and now I know it was one of the One Million Moms who lost her mind after watching Nylie DiMarco get into some topless gay dancing on Dancing with the Stars – Towleroad
Why am I just finding out that there’s peen in Banshee? – OMG Blog
Miley Cyrus or Lady CaCa? – Just Jared
I see Bella Thorne trying to gain some Plushie fans by making eyes at that skunk stuffed animal – Popoholic
If you ever need a reason to hate America, here’s one: AMC didn’t show Tom Hiddleston’s bare ass! – Jezebel
PUPPEH!!! (And Julianne Hough too, I guess) – Hollywood Tuna
My new favorite French comedian burned Woody Allen to his face – HuffPo
Damn, I guess time’s are tough for the Fantanas – Popsugar
“Okay, but please don’t try to ‘honor’ me by playing the guitar,” said Prince’s ghost after finding out that Madge will pay tribute to him at the Billboard Awards – Boy Culture
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